Can you tell the difference between quotes from Glenn Beck and a ranting hobo on the street? Find out!
1)"I've said before that I think they're building something. I don't know what it is. I have my thoughts, but there are many things I believe that I shall not say, that I shall never say the things I do not believe. It's a machine of some sort. It's an exoskeleton. It's something besides the republic, and, if an event happens, they're gonna turn this thing on."
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Hobo
2)"The tax man has a license to kill. No questions asked. More people should know that."
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Hobo
3)"They select all their words first and then tie them all together into one word."
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4)"Anyone not on board, look out, because you could be the next victim of the killing spree."
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5)"The government just doesn't understand the power of my feet!"
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6)"Truth IS a big stick. Walk softly. They WANT you to push back. Do not!"
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7)"President, Vice President, take your choice or pick! Oh my goodness, the worldwide Rainbow Coalition!"
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Hobo
8)"That's boring,NBC, MS-NBC! Please, give us something constructive. Make everyone laugh."
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9)"Much pain tonight, hard to sleep. Many afraid, I know. Now I have such hope. "
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10) "So let's get a grip on these Chinese imports. Hey, come on, man, get a grip. Stop the union control of GM. Oh yeah. They will come back like you wouldn't believe. "
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11)"I'm talking about truth against will. What we have now is all about will. You have to win the war, even though the war was wrong. We have to win, right? That's will. That's not reason. And that's why we're a bunch of lunatics right here in America."
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12)"We all know you do no harm. That's what that means. Every one of us is born to know that. Babies know that."
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13)"I'm trying to show you the things that seem to be hidden but they're not. They are out in plain sight. Those with eyes will not see and those with ears will not hear. You're awake. You need to see the things that are hidden in plain sight."
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14)"Moms are the key to liberty."
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15)"I'm gonna challenge you to do this tonight, ok? Go home to your bathroom or your bedroom or wherever you have a mirror and I want you to look in that mirror. I want you to look at yourself directly in the eye. Because the hardest thing that we have to do in life is look at ourselves."
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16)"The entire system now is infected. This is positioning. This is positioning. They're waiting for the moment of, Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! If you don't think that foreign nationals that wish our country harm, that would like to see us collapse, are not here right now, the Tom Cruise of Russia, of China, of Iran, of any country."
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17)"I don't care if you worship a spoon. Talk to a spoon. Unless the spoon is telling you to kill or hurt people. Then it's probably a spoon you shouldn't listen to."
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Hobo
18)"My general rule of thumb is: ignore the liars. Since everyone else but me, maybe - and some I'm absolutely sure are - I ignore most people, yes."
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Hobo
19)"Do you want the government to be able to know where you are in you car all the time? Also be able to have a microphone in your car?"
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Hobo
20)"When you separate religion, you end up being a Nazi."
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21)"I'm gonna tell you something. We don't want your hands out. We want jobs. So quit with this ... bailouts. Hey, work for it. And that's the way it works."
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22)"I have made very powerful people very angry.They have tried to cover their tracks. They have failed. Will expose and ask for your help very soon. "
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23)"Be not afraid, they are all fear and intimidation. If you base yourself in truth and peace - they cannot win."
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24)"I knew people like this were gonna show up. Enemies within. And they were gonna tell you to pick up a gun. And they were gonna use every kind of emergency and stress to get you to do it."
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25)"You know what makes a good leader? He leads by being an example to the people around him. Because they will say, 'Damn, if it's working for that fool, then it might work for me.'"
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26)"Hahaha. When they drop the bomb, you're not gonna laugh. Wake up."
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27)"Mark my words. This system has been overwhelmed. It doesn't work in the new paradigm. It it outdated, outmoded, and it must be completely redone. Mark my words. They are designing the crisis that will come."
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28)"We live in a new world order now. That's the new world order. Now it's alright, and we don't have freedom anymore."
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29)"That is again the runners of our society, the leaders of our society, telling what they think we should do so they can control us. Since they are liars in the first place, why should I pay attention?"
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30)"Should we still continue to put up with the same old politicians who care so much about their seat and their power and their titles that they'll sell you and your children into slavery in order to do special favors for their cronies with your checkbook?"
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